OMG, earlier this evening, i put on my comfy clothes. An oversized T-shirt and yoga pants. I’ve had them on for at least two hours. I’m sitting on the couch watching TV and I feel something in my pants. It was a stink bug. You never saw anyone get out of their pants so quickly. What was it doing for two hours, sleeping. From now on, I’m checking all of my clothes before I put them on.

God Bless, Stay Safe, Be Kind to Every Kind, except for Stink Bugs.